Came down to toddler with diaper in hand

Maggie v Bubbles

I looked again at 6:20 and she was zonked. I must have fallen asleep for a few minutes because at 7 she was awake and making her first “get down here before I start screaming” calls.

I got downstairs, opened her door, and there was a used diaper being held over the edge of the crib and a toddler with a face that said “look what I did”.

She handed me the wet diaper and I chucked it, noticed her pants were still clinging to her ankles but mostly off, and did a cursory bed check for pooplets or wetness and found nothing.

That’s going to be a different story if she gets up with poo…

Paul King

Paul King lives in Nashville Tennessee with his wife, two daughters and cats. He writes for Pocketables, theITBaby, and is an IT consultant along with doing tech support for a film production company.