TheITbaby ABCs of network failure

realized I had no great ABC thing to teach Maggie that also taught her the problems faced by companies buying substandard network cabling and the ensuing issues caused by packet loss along with some random tidbits about images I found and computer history.

While I had not intended to publish this yet as I haven’t gotten all the graphics in, I hit publish due to a weird issue with my laptop that caused me to do the same thin on another blog… eh, well, this will be updated throughout the day until it’s done

So without further delay:

TheITbaby ABCs of network failure

A

A can also be for Android

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

cropped-DSC_0297.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

can’t

C can be for Cat or Cannot Compute

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

describe

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ethernet

E is for Ethernet

 

 

 

 

 

 

F is for failure, which launched many videos

failures

 

 

 

 

 

giving

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hell (to)

H is for Hell, which is what “Hello Kitty” starts with

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I.T.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jocks

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kilobytes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lost

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Megabytes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nowhere

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Octet

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Purgatory

P is for Purgatory, what Congress creates and where they’ll end up

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Quality

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Recabling

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Smoothes

S is for smoothing, which you’ll find is a job for an inbetween person who translates what someone wants to programmer speak

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Throughput

T is for throughput, how much data can flow. If you were reading with this as an internet connection you probably wouldn’t have reached this picture.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Updating (firmware)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Versions

V is for Versions, but try finding a good image for that, here’s some otters. You’re welcome

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Will

W is for Will, which is the driving force behind Green Lantern’s powers and the only thing that kept me in the movie theater watching Ryan Reynolds

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Xyst

X is for Xyst, which is a long tree shaded prominade or a way of thinking of the path of the data you’re working with

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yoda

Yoda

 

 

 

Zettabytes

 

Paul King

Paul King lives in Nashville Tennessee with his wife, two daughters and cats. He writes for Pocketables, theITBaby, and is an IT consultant along with doing tech support for a film production company.