Names for baby poop, baby pooping, baby poopcanos, and baby pooptaculars
Upon realizing that I didn’t have nearly enough names for baby poop, I’ve decided to compile a list. Feel free to add your own in the comments section.
The big ol’ baby poop list
Last updated 2013-06-09
- baby squish biscuit
- butt slime
- ass fault or brown pavement
- stinky kisses
- poocano
- diaper dumps
- stink sauce
- ass vom
- sharty party
- brown legwarmer
- ass garden
- poo goo
- Goo-full as in “the baby said – let me goo full that for you”
- home runs
- curry
- ass blaster
- semisolid fountain
- stanks
- fart with release
- extreme nipple byproducts
- we we can’t have nice things
- Huggies killer
- colorblind applesauce
- slip and slimed
- New Jersey
- Fast and the Furious
- bag of goodies
- baby’s baby gravy
- blasting a dookie
- leaving offerings to the god of wet wipes
- PooCaCa
- Applebees’ (substitute with name of your choice)
- Look Who’s Talking Too
- Baby Bonnaroo bathroom simulator
- murder a mud bunny
- bust a crap in that ass
- baby brownie batter
- Taco Bell
- An unfortunate Browncoat
- Thunder… thunder… thunderdump hoooooooooo
- Hangin’ with mr Pooper
- Agent Brown
- Nestle’s Splat
- Liquid fart
- Reese’s Feces
- Busting up a Starbucks
- Juicing the boob milk
- Dirty squirties
- Squishy ass wishes
- Airing out the anal annals
- Fire off a splat missile
- surface tension failure
- releasing a chocolate hostage
- squeezing out a YooHoo slurpee
- For diaperfull for shit-stained thighs, for poo that looks like grain….
- ass alarm clock
- splashing rumpkins
- chocolate starfish vomit
- unexpected segfault
- chapter 13 of the ass manifesto
- Ghandi marches to the sea
- brownware poopups everywhere. Going to have to wet wipe this bum/tooter
- Keep on rockin in the pee world
- stocking the kiddie pool with brown trout
- mold bread smelling grunt loaf
- cat-repellent
- dog treats
- sock sauce
- gruntle spillskin
- make my bed
- C3PU and R2DooDoo are fighting the Storm Poopers and Boba Feted
- Making Jar Jar Stinks “meesa pooooopin”
- The Sopranos ending
- plop plop
- spoon time
- overtime
- poopicia
- Saying hi to Mr Kotter
- Comparing Walmart prices to Walgreen
- Slipidi poo gah slipidy eh, my oh my what a plentiful day. Plenty of baby poop coming my way. Slipidi poo gah slipidy eh.
- chocolate monkey banana hammock
- Asswell House
- Watching E!
- The lowdown on the Kardashians
- Cancelling American Chopper
- warm stinky snuggle substance
- Making a fingerprint ink pad
- Mud muffin honey and the psychotropic ass ploppins of Mr Garrafulump
- Shhh… it!
- I didn’t sign up for this
- I’ve got a bad feeling about this
- juicing liver
- downtown Julie Brown
- genital facial
- baby ass salsa
- Splatmageddon
- The Wetlands
- Maggot mud
- What can brown do for you?
- Alternately UPS
- Slimer
- Claiming the crib
- Lifetime Original
- To the tune of the Chili’s song: It’s up my baby’s back baby’s back baby’s back, baby’s ass blasting skid
- Failure to provide proper monkey power
- Shindler’s Squish
- The ass facial
- brown baby burps
- coffee break
- The series finale of The Office
- mudder flocker
- Summoning Shazaam
- Stinky britches
- Looking for Mr Goodbar
- Fully deploying an ass airbag
- Writing for SEO
- Topping off the turd trap
- warm mud slushy
- past farticiple
- Pamper Frosty
- Crapplebee’s
- The Tonies
