Poopin’ Outside

Tune of “Devil Inside“

Another random song made up when my couch was at risk of becoming an outhouse. Not for the faint of heart, stomach, nose etc.

There is a baby
with the look in her eye
sitting on leather
with milk on her mind
smell is a notice, quicker than eyes
makes you wonder when the baby’ll cry
babies will cry

Look for the wetwipes
with fear in your eyes
diaper held nothing
runs down her left thigh
look at it go
look at her kick
Site of the couch would make a grown man sick

Poopin’ outside
Poopin’ outside
Cheap ass diapers let the poop n’outside

Here come your friends
sudden look in their eyes
staying uncertain, chances are slight
look at their faces
cringed from the smell
the whole house smells like a diaper pail

Poopin’ outside
Poopin’ outside
Cheap ass diapers let the poop n’outside