Improvised song at 5:17am after a two hour power-wakeup
sung to Maggie in close to this format
Tune of Hit Me Baby One More time

Go Sleep Baby It’s Your Bedtime

Oh baby baby, how was I supposed to know
You’d be up all night here
Oh baby baby, your diaper needs changed for sho’
your smell is outta sight yeah
Show me where you hid your paci tell me baby is it on the floor now oh because

Your plaintive cries are killing me
(and i) must confess, I remember sleep
when you’re not held you lose your mind
Go sleep baby it’s your bedtime

Oh baby baby, that horrid smell is you
(paci still can’t find it)
oh pretty baby
your diaper is full of poo
and so is half the bassinet
show me where you threw your paci little baby is it in the cat box now oh because

Your stinky butt is killing me
I must confess I remember sleep
screaming child I’m losing my mind
what’s that coming from your behind?!?!

Oh stinky baby how was I supposed to know
the changing table spilling onto the floor

I must confess, my sleeplessness is killing me now
wonder why I did conceive
just grab me a beer
and make up your mind
go sleep baby it’s your bedtime

Your plaintive cries are killing me
(and i) must confess, I remember sleep
when you’re not held you lose your mind
Go sleep baby it’s your bedtime