iOS, Windows, Linux, and Android onesies
One of the most important things you’ll ever do is attempt to imprint your operating system choices on your child. You can start before they’re even able to handle the easiest of tablet operating systems by branding them pre-OS experience.
To those ends, I’ve found a selection of various operating systems that you can choose to attempt to prejudice your child toward for the rest of his or her life.
The Android onesie
The Android Infant Bodysuit is a onesie available at Cafepress for $16.99. It’s available in sizes for 6 months to 4T.
i-Baby
The i baby bodysuit is more suited to the iCrowd, and is available at Etsy for $17. Sizes range from 0-18 months.
MS-Baby
The Windows 8 onesie is available from Cafepress for $16.99. Sizes range from 6 months to 4T.
Linux (well, one variant anyway)
The Tux linux onesie is available at Cafepress for $16.99. Suse from 6 months to 4T. On sale now so order quickly while Debian stock. Your child will be so popular they’ll be saying Knoppix from all the camera flashes. Come on and buy it. You know Ubuntu.
I’m sure there’re more, but that’s what I could find that looked interesting. It was odd though as the Mac onesies seemed pretty sad in comparison. Would have expected te nice chrome Apple logo somewhere, but all I could locate was the black Apple onesie, and that’s just not what I wanted.
Should you like to see other geek and nerd onesies we’ve done pieces on, click here
